Friday, April 06, 2007

Real Moms

Mean Moms

Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will
tell them, as my Mean Mom told me:

I loved you enough to ask where you were going, with whom,
and what time you would be home.

I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a creep.

I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours
while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15
minutes.

I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must
learn that their parents aren't perfect.

I loved you enough to let you assume the
responsibility for your actions even when the
penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say
NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm
glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when your children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

Was your Mom mean? I know mine was. We had the
meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids
ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.
When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch, we had to eat
sandwiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
different from what other kids had, too.

Mother insisted on knowing where we were at all
times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She
had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work We
had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to
cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash
and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time
we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had
eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn
when they drove up. They had to come up to the door
so she could meet them. While everyone else could
date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.

Because of our mother we missed out on lots of
things other kids experienced. None of us have ever
been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's
property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

Now that we have left home, we are all educated,
honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean
parents just like Mom was.

I think that is what's wrong with the world today.
It just doesn't have enough mean moms!

Real moms are willing to be mean moms.

Thanks Lisa, for the Real Mom tag! Now, Emily, Nan, Vicki and La Bellina Mammina : TAG, YOU'RE IT!! Have at it girls! I know mine wasn't original - it's been floating around as an email for awhile, but a friend just sent this to me the other day and I thought of it's potential postability, and Lisa gave me my opportunity!! So here's to all those real, mean moms out there. And mom, thanks for being a mean mom to me.

7 comments:

la bellina mammina said...

hmmm - I promise to list it out tomorrow - watch out for it!!

Nan said...

Thanks for the tag! :^D I will try and fulfill it tomorrow.

lisa leichner said...

Just so your friends who you tagged know, it doesn't have to be very long -- just a sentence or paragraph -- unless they want it to be long!

I like the Mean Mom story, I've read it before & laughed and was touched. I had a Mean Mom too, and I think I've had a good start at being one as well. Thanks for doing it, Erin!

Vicki said...

i found you!!!!! Cry fest is over.

I will do this next week.

Mrs. Guthrie said...

Looking forward to seeing what all of you have to offer!! :)

Bug and Eye said...

yup, I had a mean mommy and I love her for it and I hope I can be as mean as she was.
thank you for sharing....
have a great day!

mira said...

yeah yeah, I'll get to it eventually. I was thinking of one-liners last night every time I woke up...how sad is that? "real moms have probably dropped their babies at least once while nursing at 3 am" "real moms change the diaper on the bed with NOTHING underneath to protect said bed" "real moms pee with the bathroom door cracked"

tee hee.