I have been thinking of you lately, and getting quite excited that you will be returning home to the states for a little visit with your exceptionally beautiful wife and sweet *little* baby. I wanted to find something to give you when you got home - after all, it is almost your birthday AND your anniversary. I found something I think you will *love*. Unfortunately, I was unable to pick it up and bring it home. The best I can do is give you pictures. I really hope you like it. We were thinking of you.
All our love,
Your favorite sister, coolest brother-in-law and beloved niece and nephew