... heard today over dinner with the in-laws (not to be confused with the outlaws):
*Disclaimer: Blog owner does not endorse or imply an approval of any particular comment made tonight. I just freely admit that I laughed my rear end off (too bad that isn't meant literally) and had tears streaming down my cheeks at various points over the course of our shared meal together.*
Yes, mom, I'm going to hire a prostitute.
There's too many fat people on this plane.
We're going to need more than a c-pap and ear plugs tonight.
I think I just lost five IQ points.
You're giving me a complex!
I don't get it, what's so funny??