This is the case history of mom, who is suffering from a boat complex. She also has abnormal fears of pants and brown schizophrenia. As a child, she had a colorful mother who never let her run outside and paid no attention to her sweaters. Also, the father refused to let her play Little League bar. When she was 32 years old, the pet dog ran away on a rainy night, which is why she sang at the moon during thunderstorms. It's no wonder that today she never leaves the light and spends all day watching horseshoes on TV while eating boxes of lion biscuits.
My professional recommendation:
Commit mom to a spa for a week's worth of skin baths, facial flowers and shiatsu girls with a big, burly hat.
Thanks, Aunt E, for the very fun book that allowed this very professional analysis and recommendation.