Tuesday, March 20, 2007

My Son's Proffesional Opinion Is...

This is the case history of mom, who is suffering from a boat complex. She also has abnormal fears of pants and brown schizophrenia. As a child, she had a colorful mother who never let her run outside and paid no attention to her sweaters. Also, the father refused to let her play Little League bar. When she was 32 years old, the pet dog ran away on a rainy night, which is why she sang at the moon during thunderstorms. It's no wonder that today she never leaves the light and spends all day watching horseshoes on TV while eating boxes of lion biscuits.

My professional recommendation:
Commit mom to a spa for a week's worth of skin baths, facial flowers and shiatsu girls with a big, burly hat.


Thanks, Aunt E, for the very fun book that allowed this very professional analysis and recommendation.

10 comments:

Darryl and Jami said...

hmmm....fear of brown pants, that can be quite serious. I highly recomend a trip to Buffalo to shop at the Walden Galleria, eat way too much food and laugh hard with an old friend ;-)

Mrs. Guthrie said...

*lol* hmm... sounds nice... now to find free time in the next decade... did I tell you my life did NOT get simpler with homeschooling?!?! *sigh* I need the spa... or a good laugh...

Darryl and Jami said...

free time...I've heard of that....
P.S. who had the big baby )on E's blog)?

Mrs. Guthrie said...

friends of theirs

mira said...

a big burly hat sounds good right about now ;-)

baby belongs to kaylee, who got here (with her MA hubby) the same time we did. will post pics as soon as she emails them to me.

Did I mention I love mad libs?? The english major in my just tee-hee's every time I read one.

mira said...

"proffesional" opinion. love it.

Darryl and Jami said...

mad libs are great!
did you ever see the episode of "Friends" where Phoebe does one and inserts "Phoebe" for everything....
"they slapped each other on the Phoebe and yelled my Phoebe..."

Mrs. Guthrie said...

aren't they great? And, I figured since he lives with me and spends nearly 24/7 with me, perhaps he is qualified to give a "professional" opinion... and yeah... big burly "hat"... I have one of those... perfect therapy for anything...

I'm thinking of making them do a mad lib every couple days for English class... sound good?

Darryl and Jami said...

that would be a great idea!
you could even have him write some up for T to fill in.....
he's certainly creative enough! I'd love to see those!

mira said...

that's why i sent it...fun way to learn what an adverb is! Good way to learn a spelling or vocabulary list too.