(AKA: New Definitions)
I seem to come in contact with a ton of these people:
Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and a(n)....... complete jerk..... (I cleaned that one up....)